Category: incorrect dad tony

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Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.

Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.

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Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.

Loki: Oh. Do tell.

Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”

LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.

Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.

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theanamalk:

Tony, bursting into the room: it’s missing!

Pepper, turned away: what’s missing?

Tony, exasperated: t-the thing!

Pepper, turning with baby Morgan in her arms: what thing?

Tony, relaxing: oh! You have it.

Pepper: wh-

Pepper: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?

OMG 😂

yuzhoulalala:

yuzhoulalala:

Puppy!🐶🐶🐶😝😝😝

Cute little puppy 🐶

Regular

Tony: What did we learn today?

Peter: That our worst nightmares are real and we should totally be afraid of them because they ARE coming to get you.

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Steve: Peter is finally starting to learn how much he can do if he really sets his mind to it.                

Tony: [taking notes] How much can he do? The more details I have, the better I can Peter-proof the compound.  

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marvellokilove:

Tony: I’m very upset. There’s nothing that can make me feel better.

Strange: *Brings Peter in*

Tony, trying to hold back a smile: Fuck

💙💙💙

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Tony: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Peter: But, Mr. Stark…

Tony: Okay, I forgive you, kid.

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lonestarspidey:

Tony: Where’s Morgan?

Nebula: Doing stuff.

Tony: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Peter?

Nebula: Trying to stop Morgan from doing the stuff.

Tony: What? Then where’s Harley?

Nebula: Trying to stop Peter from stopping Morgan from doing the stuff.

Tony: And what are you doing?

Nebula: Stopping you from stoping Harley from stopping Peter from stopping Morgan from doing the stuff.

Welp…