Tony: Not very gorgeous now, thanks to these wounds…
Bucky: Don’t be absurd, you are way hotter with the wounds! I swear if you weren’t in pain right now, I would-
Peter: [appears] …
Bucky: Cuddle you all night!
Tony: [laughing] Oooh! What else, what else? Do you think we can maybe… Hold hands too?
Rhodey: And Tony dragged you two children into this nonsense?
Peter: I volunteered.
Stephen: You should stop worrying about Peter and let him lead his own life.
Tony: Do you want to follow him, or should I?
Stephen: Let’s both do it.
Peter: Dad said a bad word!
Steve: Tony, don’t swear in front of Peter!
Tony: I’m so fucking sorry.
Tony: I’m sad.
Peter P.: I have emotional jumper cables. I’ll boost you. Just attach like this…
Tony: This is a hug.
Peter P.: Is it working?
Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.
Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.
Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.
Loki: Oh. Do tell.
Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”
LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.
Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.
Tony: What did we learn today?
Peter: That our worst nightmares are real and we should totally be afraid of them because they ARE coming to get you.