Category: incorrect dad tony

Conversation

Peter: I have done nothing wrong – ever – in my life.
Tony: I know this, and I love you.

Regular

parker-industries:

Peter: Mr Stark, I love your new car!

Tony: Thanks, kiddo. It’s 400 horsepower.

Peter: That’s like 7000 ducks!

Tony: what

Peter: what

Wait, what?

sunflova:I drew this comic a little while ago,…

sunflova:

I drew this comic a little while ago, but this is based on one of @incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes posts! I hope you like it!

Every picture of dad!Tony is amazing, but I’m not gonna lie, it’s amazing when I see that someone used my idea.

I love it <3

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Tony: [looking at Peter] I am dad inside.

Clint:  You mean dead?

Tony:  … No, I didn’t.

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Tony: [trying to tell Peter he’s going to help Steve] I don’t wanna drag you into it.

Peter: Drag me! I wanna be dragged!

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

[Bodyguard AU]

Bucky: [about Peter and Harley] Mr. Stark, I will personally make sure your kids are…
[Dum-E tugs his ear]
Bucky: Oh, my God!
Tony: [takes Dum-E away] Sorry, that’s Dummy..
Bucky: He tugged my ear!
Tony: I know. He thinks he’s a guard dog.

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Tony: Under no circumstances are you to engage unless I give the word.

Peter: Understood. May I suggest cinnamon?

Tony:

What?

Peter:

As the word you give?

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[before the fight with Thanos]

Tony: You wanna quit?

Peter: No… I want a raise!

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stonyshipperproblems:

Peter trying to join shield

Nick Fury: Would you say you’re independent, Mr parker?

Peter: *Looks at Steve and Tony standing next to fury*

Steve and Tony: *nod*

Peter: Yes.

Pff… 😂

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superfamilyincorrectquotes:

Tony: Last night you started crying because you didn’t get to wear your rainboots so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it

Peter: You’re the best dad ever

😂😂😂