Category: incorrect dad tony

Regular

stark-tony:

tony, who has been spending way too much time with peter: ok so steve you’re going to yeet nat over to that ledge

the avengers:

the avengers: what

😂

Regular

whoopace-kosi:

Peter: *sneaking in through his window*

Aunt May: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Peter: I-I was with Tony?

Tony: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Busted 😂

Conversation

Peter: You make us a family.
Tony: Well, I’m the cool rebel brother.
Harley: You’re the mom.
Peter: The mother.

Regular

stan-ironman:

Peter P., shooting Tony with a Nerf gun: You just got shot by my never-ending love and affection

Tony:

Peter P.: Bang bang bitch, I’ll never run out of bullets

Aww xD

parkrstark: happy halloween! ♥ 💙 ♥

parkrstark:

happy halloween!

♥ 💙 ♥

Regular

Tony: [drops something] …When will death take me?

Peter: [googling “how to tell if someone has depression”]

Regular

theckisgoingon:

Tony: *gets a paper cut*

Peter, under his breath: God, hasn’t he suffered enough?

Aww, Peter 🕷❤

Regular

hawkbucks:

Bucky, after swearing around Peter: Don’t– don’t repeat that word, okay? Okay?

Peter: Okay! 🙂

[10 minutes later]

Peter, after dropping something: Shit!

Tony:JAMES.

Bucky: IT WASN’T ME

*le gasp*

Regular

Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark? Should we get our fortunes read?

Tony: I’ll pass… Knowing the present is bad enough.

Regular

Peter: I know you’ll say the exact right thing to make me feel better.

Tony: … There. There.

Peter: You are so wise.