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Steve: Just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid.

Tony: You know I can never promise you that.

Steve: It was worth a shot.

Tony: I ain’t talking.

Bucky: [sharpens his knive] I got ways of making people talk.

[Bucky cuts a piece of cake]

Tony: Can I have some?

Bucky: Cake is for talkers.

Tony: What’s your type?

Steve: People who look like you.

Tony: Who looks like me then?

Steve: You could win a medal for being oblivious.

Loki: I have invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game.

Tony: Knife monopoly.

Loki: … Actually I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested, so please, continue…

Bucky: Has anyone ever told you that you’re a little dramatic?

Tony: [offended] A little?!

Tony: [gives Steve a box] It’s what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.

Steve: There’s nothing in here but lip gloss.

Tony: [smiles] Suffer.

Loki: Lies are like children.

Tony: Explain.

Loki: They’re hard work but they’re worth it because the future depends on them.

[playing truth or dare ]

Steve: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Sam: I’m sure Stark likes mysterious guys.

Steve: Oh, okay.

[later]

Tony: Where are you going?

Steve: That’s none of your business, Stark.

Tony: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy amazing suits.

Steve: Do the suits make you happy?

Tony: The suits mask my internal emotional mess.

Steve: …

Tony: In an incredibly stylish way.