Category: hawkeye

Tony: So, what are your goals?

Clint: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

Clint: I love pizza!

Tony: Me too.

Clint: Well, I guess we should make out then!

Natasha: So? How’s Clint?

Tony: Bad news.

Steve: No…

Tony: [steps to the side to reveal Clint] He’s still alive.

Tony: [looking at sky] This view is so beautiful, right guys?

Steve: [looking at Tony’s ass] Wonderful!

Clint: [looking at Tony’s ass] Totally!

Bucky: [looking at Tony’s ass] Yep.

Clint: [to Steve: Cap, what’s your favorite type of guy?

Steve: [thinking about Tony] My husband.

Clint: [to Bucky] Barnes, what’s your favorite type of guy?

Bucky: Stevie’s husband.

Tony: Steve told me that wearing a shirt with a target painted on it, is inappropriate given the failed assassination attempt last week, so l’ve changed it.

Clint: …It looks exactly the same.

Tony: Yeah, but now it glows in the dark too.

Tony: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.

Clint: [proposing] I mean yeah, I guess that’s one way of putting it.

Bucky: [what he thought he’d say as a married man] I’ll help you fight your battles.

Bucky: [what he says as a married man] Tony, stop licking the window! I don’t care that Clint dared you to do so!