Category: hawkeye

Regular

Tony: We want a lawn and a swing set.

Steve: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.

Clint: So you want to buy a house in the 50’s?

Regular

Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

Regular

Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?

Clint: That’s Barnes.

Tony: He’s handsome.

Clint: He’s dangerous.

Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.

Regular

Clint: You look amazing, by the way.

Tony: Well, someone has to.

Regular

Steve: We’re adults.

Tony: When did that happen?

Clint: And how do we make it stop?

Regular

Clint: I can’t tell whom you’re teasing. Is it Steve or Tony?

Natasha: Yes.

Regular

Clint: Chip and dip, Tony? 

Tony: Sure.

Clint:  A-ha! [snaps a photo] Got it! A bad picture.

Tony:

Is it, though? 

Clint:

No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where’s the chip?

Tony:

It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don’t know why. Ask God.