Category: hawkeye

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Tony: Can we not do this in front of our friends?

Bucky: Friends? I only tolerate Sam and Clint is basically a pet.

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Tony: What’s the signal if something goes wrong?

Clint: How about “Oh shit?”

Tony: That’s good.

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Steve: I hate you.

Tony: I hate you too.

Steve: I hate you more.

Tony: No, I hate you more.

Clint: I know you want to marry each other, you fools! Just do it! Marry each other and adopt children and a movie about how you two met and write a book too!

Steve:

Tony:

Clint: Do it!

Tony: Propose me!

Steve: Marry me?

Tony: Do it right.

Natasha: [gives Tony a terrifying smile]

Tony: I-I mean… Yes, now let’s adopt kids and do a movie and write a book and die together.

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Clint: If I get out of this alive, I’ll be nice to everyone, I swea –

Tony: [catches him]

Clint: I didn’t swear.

Tony: What?

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Clint: These candies you gave me? They sucked.

Tony: But you ate all of them…

Clint: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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Bucky: Who’s got a plan B?

Clint: Plan B? We need a plan C, D, E. We need more alphabet!

Tony: Hey! We do what we do best. We improvise, all right?

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Tony: We want a lawn and a swing set.

Steve: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.

Clint: So you want to buy a house in the 50’s?

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Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

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Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?

Clint: That’s Barnes.

Tony: He’s handsome.

Clint: He’s dangerous.

Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.