Category: frostiron

Tony: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Loki: I may or may not have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Tony: You stabbed someone?!

Loki: No, no. I aggressively poked them with a knife.

Tony: I found out yesterday while Loki was helping me move that he constantly carries four knives on him at all times. It’s as natural as carrying around a wallet for him! He says that if anyone attacks him and takes his first knife, they’re in for a surprise. If they take his second knife, another surprise. His third knife? Buddy, you’re in for a treat. Another knife!

Loki: Another day down until the next fun surprise!

Tony: That sounds like a threat.

Loki: Not everything I say is a threat.

Loki: But this is.


Poor Lokes, he made the effort, dressed up and everything, and all he gets is abuse xD

(Had to edit it because I forgot about Tony’s stache xD)


[Loki and Tony see a dead body]

Tony: Friend of yours?

Loki: Must be. He’s dead.

Loki: Stark.

Tony: Yes Satan?

Tony: Oh shit, my bad, you sounded like someone else.

Tony: Hey, did you fall from heaven?

Loki: No. Why?

Tony: Because you remind me of Lucifer.

Tony: You don’t understand. I like Loki, but I don’t like Loki. I have very positive feelings of attraction towards him, but I also kind of want to punch him in the face.

Tony: [points at Loki] Thor, you left us in the hands of HIM! [to Loki] No offense.

Loki: No, I’m with you.

Loki: Pass the salt.

Tony: What’s the magic word?

Loki: [unsheathing a dagger] Or else.

Tony: …Here you go.