Category: dad tony

Stephen: You should stop worrying about Peter and let him lead his own life.



Tony: Do you want to follow him, or should I?

Stephen: Let’s both do it.

Tony: Shit!

Peter: Dad said a bad word!

Steve: Tony, don’t swear in front of Peter!

Tony: I’m so fucking sorry.

Tony: I’m sad.

Peter P.: I have emotional jumper cables. I’ll boost you. Just attach like this…

Tony: This is a hug.

Peter P.: Is it working?

Tony: Maybe…

Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.

Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.

Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.

Loki: Oh. Do tell.

Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”

LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.

Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.

Tony: What did we learn today?

Peter: That our worst nightmares are real and we should totally be afraid of them because they ARE coming to get you.

Tony: Are you drunk?!

Peter: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?