Category: dad tony stark

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Tony: [looking at Peter] I am dad inside.

Clint:  You mean dead?

Tony:  … No, I didn’t.

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Tony: [trying to tell Peter he’s going to help Steve] I don’t wanna drag you into it.

Peter: Drag me! I wanna be dragged!

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Tony: Under no circumstances are you to engage unless I give the word.

Peter: Understood. May I suggest cinnamon?

Tony:

What?

Peter:

As the word you give?

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[before the fight with Thanos]

Tony: You wanna quit?

Peter: No… I want a raise!

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Tony: Peter, don’t do anything stupid.
Peter: [inhales] … [launches himself into the fray]

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Steve: Come on, I can take care of Peter as well as you can!
Tony:

Alright, think you got what it takes? Bedtime.

Steve:

9:00 pm weekdays, 10:00 pm weekends.
Tony:

Blood type?

Steve:

0 positive.
Tony: Wrong! Red!

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Tony: I need you to do this.
Peter: You got it, dad.
Tony:
Peter: I mean, dude.

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Tony: No unnecessary risks, Peter.
Peter: Just the necessary ones?
Tony: …

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Peter: [been off fighting crime without telling Tony]
Tony: [randomly shows up behind him] Is there something you want to tell me, Spiderling?
Peter: [looks at him in shock] Mr. Stark! [looks away] Uhh… Well… Uh, let me think…

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Tony: Peter, what did I tell you about talking to the enemy?
Peter: To not to.