Category: captain america

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Tony: I promised Steve we wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Clint: Why would you lie to your husband like that?

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Steve: Gather around, we have a problem.

Tony: What? The fire?

Steve: No, the- wait, there’s a fire?

Tony: Never mind, this sounds more interesting.

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Steve: What’s your sign?

Tony: Dollar.

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Tony: Didn’t you get my text?

Steve: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?

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Tony: Future husband say what!

Steve: What?

Tony: [internally] Nailed it.

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Tony: I’m gonna take a shower.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: And you’re gonna join me.

Steve: Great!

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Steve: Are you posing? There aren’t any cameras here…

Tony: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.

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Tony: The moon is really beautiful tonight.

Bucky: It really is.

Steve: Should we tell them that’s just a tortilla you threw at the window?

Natasha: ..No.

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Tony: No, don’t do that, that’s a stupid idea!

Steve: No, it’s a fantastic idea. Come on, live a little!

Clint: [to Natasha] So… They’ve been body-swapped?