Tony: I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing. It’s probably not a good idea to go down that road again.
Steve: Thank you. I’m glad you agree.
It’s a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.
Steve: Yeah. Yeah, that’s true.
Hey, do you remember that one really great time?
It was your birthday…
It was Valentine’s Day…
Both: Oh, yeah!
Tony: We want a lawn and a swing set.
Steve: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.
Clint: So you want to buy a house in the 50’s?
Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.
Natasha: Let’s see it.
Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.
Tony: Yeah, we look great together.
Bucky: We really do.
Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.
Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.
Steve: I’m marrying him.
Bucky: We’ll see.
Steve: Do you at least have a plan?
Tony: Uh… how about try not to get killed?
And how exactly will you stop me?
Steve: I’ll call Miss Potts.
Tony: … Goddamnit.
[Natasha is stabbing the air between Steve and Tony]
Steve: What are you doing?
Natasha: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Unfortunately, it isn’t working.
Tony: I want you to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Steve: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Steve: Tony, I’m very disappointed in you.
Tony: Your approval means nothing to me.
Tony: Whoa. What’s with the cast?
Fury: I sprained my wrist.
Steve: Oh, no! What happened?
Fury: Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.
Tony: Yeah! Geez, Steve. Back off. Leave the guy alone. [Fury walks out of earshot] All right, huddle up, everybody. Bring it in, bring it in! So he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing-
Thor: He’s in a fight club!
Tony: No. He did it doing something he’s embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?
Fury: Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my office. I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should all be doing right now. Get to work.
Fury: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Fury: I was hula-hooping. [shows Tony a picture on his phone] Maria and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss The tornado The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Tony: [gasps] Why are you telling me this?
Fury: Because no one will ever believe you. [deletes picture and walks away laughing darkly]