Officiant: Repeat after me, “I, Anthony, take Virginia Potts to be my wife.”
Tony: I, Tony, take Bucky Barnes-
Bucky: Get me a fucking dress!
Bucky: You can say, “Have a nice day!” without a problem.
Bucky: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.
Tony: How did you get into my workshop?
Bucky: Hey guys, Tony and I just got back from a fun run.
Tony: Fun run? Hydra’s agents chased us for 16 blocks!
Bucky: Great cardio.
Bucky: Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Tony: That’s called a threat, Buckster.
Tony: [trips and lands into Bucky’s lap] Oh, I’m so sorry.
Bucky: No, it’s okay.
Tony: [snuggling into Bucky’s chest] I’m soooo clumsy…
Clint: [to Steve: Cap, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Steve: [thinking about Tony] My husband.
Clint: [to Bucky] Barnes, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Bucky: Stevie’s husband.
[getting ready for a costume party]
Bucky: [wearing a full costume] Doll, we’re late, I thought you’d be ready by now.
Tony: [wearing his everyday clothes] I am ready.
Bucky: Really? Then tell me, what are you going as?
Tony: The love of your life.
Bucky: You like bad boys, huh?
Bucky: [to Sam] Tell him.
Sam: He’s just literally the worst.
Bucky: What are you doing?! You’re injured!
Tony: I don’t have time to be injured.
Bycky: You have two fractured ribs, a broken ankle, and a concussion!
Tony: It’s fine.
Bucky: It’s not fine.
Tony: [with his arm in the door of a vending machine] I’m the smartest, most skilled engineer in this place.
Bucky: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Tony: I paid for my Rollos, I’m getting my Rollos.