Category: black widow

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Steve: I hate you.

Tony: I hate you too.

Steve: I hate you more.

Tony: No, I hate you more.

Clint: I know you want to marry each other, you fools! Just do it! Marry each other and adopt children and a movie about how you two met and write a book too!

Steve:

Tony:

Clint: Do it!

Tony: Propose me!

Steve: Marry me?

Tony: Do it right.

Natasha: [gives Tony a terrifying smile]

Tony: I-I mean… Yes, now let’s adopt kids and do a movie and write a book and die together.

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Tony: Natasha is one badass, crazy, super bitch

Natasha: [sneaking up behind him] Tony if you just said I am one badass, crazy, super bitch you are correct.

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Natasha: [talking to Tony and Bucky] Did the two of you really think you were going to get away with this?

Tony: Well… It would be stupid to say yes now.

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[Natasha approaches Pepper]

Bruce: This is gonna be awkward…

Tony: …but sexy as hell!

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Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

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Tony: Ah, I’m really starting to feel this in my shoulders. You couldn’t give my a back rub, could you?

Natasha: That’s right; I couldn’t.

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[Natasha is stabbing the air between Steve and Tony]

Steve: What are you doing?

Natasha: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Unfortunately, it isn’t working.

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Tony: How was I?

Natasha: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns.

Tony:

Business as usual, then.

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Tony: Okay. Now I’m scared.

Natasha: It’s okay, I’m here.

Bucky: Nat, you’re what’s scaring us.