Category: bachelor au

Regular

Quill: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?

Tony: You’re not that charming.

Conversation

[after Bucky pulls Tony into the pool]
Tony: Oh, Pepper’s gonna kill you. You’re in big trouble.
Bucky: You look good wet.
Tony: Shut up!

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im-tops-bottom:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Strange: [to Tony] L is for the way you look at me.

Quill:

[to Tony]

O is for the only one I see!

Steve:

[to Tony]

V is very very, extra ordinary!

Bucky:

[to Tony, deadly serious]

E is for egg.

Clint: [to Tony] Y is for you underneath me.

Sam: [to Tony] O is for orea with me and Rhodey *hifives Rhodey*

Bruce: *rolls his eyes* U is for Uhmmm can you guys not *leaves the room*

incorrectwintersoldier:This is what I’m going …

incorrectwintersoldier:

This is what I’m going to be known for after I die and I honestly don’t know how to feel about that…

Be proud! xD After all, it’s amazing 😉

incorrectwintersoldier: Each contestant is su…

incorrectwintersoldier:

Each contestant is sure they can win Tony’s heart, but, as they gloat about how Tony is their’s, a new contestant arises…

Steve, Stephen, T’Challa, Peter Q, Bucky, Bruce, Loki, Rhodey & Thor: I know Tony and I are meant to be.

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Surprise Contestant Jude Law

@ironmess

Okay… I’m team Jude xD

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prince-of-the-jellies:

mxrvelaus:

About the Bachelor au

Plot twist of the season: Thanos is the surprise participant

Thanos: I plan to eliminate half of the competition.

😱

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coffeenonsense:

The Russos: so what did you think aren’t you just so sad because of all the super permanent could not get deader deaths? We’re so edgy

Mcu fans: …so quill is trying to woo tony with space dates but thor knows where the best forge in the galaxy is but like stephen is already co-parenting their son so he’s DEFINITELY a strong contender for this year’s bachelor winner

At least 50% of MCU fans xD