Category: avengers

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Tony: Didn’t you get my text?

Steve: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?

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Rhodey: What happened there, Tones? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

Tony: That happened one time, Rhodey.

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Bucky: I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.

Tony: Surprise me.

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Bucky: You’re speaking and yet I don’t understand a single word.

Tony: I get that a lot. Why don’t you talk and I’ll listen?

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Hey now!

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Tony: Future husband say what!

Steve: What?

Tony: [internally] Nailed it.

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Tony: I’m gonna take a shower.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: And you’re gonna join me.

Steve: Great!

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Steve: Are you posing? There aren’t any cameras here…

Tony: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.

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Tony: The moon is really beautiful tonight.

Bucky: It really is.

Steve: Should we tell them that’s just a tortilla you threw at the window?

Natasha: ..No.