Category: avengers


Bucky: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them.

Tony: …this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.


Tony: Man, I wish homophobic people were actually afraid of gay people. Like, could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples’ hearts with your gayness?

Clint: If I do not have one trillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will kiss this man on the mouth in front of your children!


Steve: You…have a face.

Tony: Yes. Yes, I do.


I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.


Thanks, I think.


Please just accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.


Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?



Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Bucky: Is it working?


Steve: Bruce, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Bruce: I think-

Tony: Seventy two hours.

Bruce: How do you-

Tony: [staring into space] There’s a clown behind you.


Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]

Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.

Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.