Clint: I’m the most responsible Avenger.
Tony: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Clint: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.
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Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.
Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.
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Tony: I promised Steve we wouldn’t do anything stupid.
Clint: Why would you lie to your husband like that?
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Steve: Gather around, we have a problem.
Tony: What? The fire?
Steve: No, the- wait, there’s a fire?
Tony: Never mind, this sounds more interesting.
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Tony: I’m running background checks on all the male residents.
Steve: Good. Check wider in New Mexico for similar crimes.
Tony: Wish you, command me. I shall call you the moment I have anything to contribute or an overwhelming desire to speak to my beautiful Bucky Barnes, whichever comes first.
Steve: Lemme guess who’ll win that race.
Tony: Mm-hmm, and you’d be right.
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Tony: [is dying] pepper…. pepper i’m dy–
Pepper: i think the fuck not
Tony: [instantly recovers 100%] you’re right i’m dumb lol my bad
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Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.
Loki: Oh. Do tell.
Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”
LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.
Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.
