Author: Tony x happiness

Steve: Play that funky music, white boy!

Tony: I’m surprised you know that reference.

Steve: What reference?

Tony: Wow, your hands are so big.

Bucky: You know what else is big?

Tony: …What?

Bucky: My love for you.

Tony: … Well, that was better than I expected.

Steve: [sighing exasperated] What am I going to do with you?

Tony: Ideally? Fuck me at some point. 


Tony: You said you wanted a pet.

Bucky: Cat. I said I wanted a cat.

Square: A5 – Adopting a Pet
Card # 3087


Tony: I have a plan.

Bucky: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Tony: I no longer have a plan.

Tony: I can take you to the movies, if you’re allowed.

Steve: If I’m allowed?

Tony: Yeah, you’re not usually allowed to take snacks in.

Steve: [not understanding] I’m sure we can buy some snacks when we get there.

Tony: [facepalms]

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: [spreading toothpaste on toast] I’m multitasking.

Rhodey: You’re annoying.

Tony: But you love me.

Rhodey: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.

Natasha: Hey Tony, nice top.

Tony: Oh this old thing? Thanks.

Steve: I have a name.

Natasha: What?

Tony: What?

Steve: … Uh…


really liked the concept of peter sitting on the ceiling when sulking
(and of course tony has to try and make the kid come down somehow)

inspired by this

Omg… 😂