Author: Tony x happiness

I love him so much, but I think I’m going to d…

I love him so much, but I think I’m going to draw a mustache on his face…


Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.


Tony: And there’s no repercussion for this?

Natasha: I will not punch you.

Tony: Oddly specific.


[After an argument between Tony and Clint]

Steve: You’ve got to apologize.

Tony: Why?

Steve: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.

Tony: How does that affect me?


Tony: I could get killed. Or even worse, Cap could give me a lecture on responsibility again.


Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.


Natasha: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Steve: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Clint: Spiders.

Sam: Wasps.

Thor: Terriers.

Bucky: Tony.


Peter: I have done nothing wrong – ever – in my life.
Tony: I know this, and I love you.



Tony(to Bucky):…When we were down in that sewer, all I could think about was you!

Steve: He’s lying, Buck. He was talking about the Ninja Turtles the whole time.

Bucky: C’mon, Steve, we were in a sewer…! He gunsta think about the Turtles!

Tony: Yeah! I gunsta! Quit being such a Malfoy, Steve!

Bucky: Yeah, Steve!


@carlcatron: Avengers Assemble. I finished the…

@carlcatron: Avengers Assemble. I finished the original Avengers Theme arrangement with a full orchestra. I can’t wait to see Infinity War tonight, but more than anything I’m happy to share this with the fans. I hope you all love it, and remember #ThanosDemandsYourSilence.