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Tony x happiness
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Each contestant is sure they can win Tony’s heart, but, as they gloat about how Tony is their’s, a new contestant arises…
Steve, Stephen, T’Challa, Peter Q, Bucky, Bruce, Loki, Rhodey & Thor: I know Tony and I are meant to be.
Surprise Contestant Jude Law
@ironmess
Okay… I’m team Jude xD
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About the Bachelor au
Plot twist of the season: Thanos is the surprise participant
Thanos: I plan to eliminate half of the competition.
😱
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The Russos: so what did you think aren’t you just so sad because of all the super permanent could not get deader deaths? We’re so edgy
Mcu fans: …so quill is trying to woo tony with space dates but thor knows where the best forge in the galaxy is but like stephen is already co-parenting their son so he’s DEFINITELY a strong contender for this year’s bachelor winner
At least 50% of MCU fans xD
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Tony: You know what sucks?
Steve: Vacuums.
Tony: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Steve: Black holes.
Tony: … You know just what isn’t cool?
Steve: Lava.
Tony: You…
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Quill: Anyone under 5’8 can’t talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Tony: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
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Tony: I have been building Cap’s trust for years with high-fives. Today I’m going to hit him with a ‘too slow’.
Tony: Welcome to the real world, Cap.
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tony stark, the bachelor: who here tried to punch me at least once
steve, thor, bucky, rhodey, peter quill, loki and bruce all slowly raise their hands
tony stark, the bachelor: okay strange, t’challa, as you two are the ONLY ONES who didnt try to kill me, you’ve won this week’s one on one dates
Welp…
