Author: ~Tony x happiness~

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irnstrange:

Tony: There are eight wonders of the world.

Rhodey: No, there’s seven.

Tony: There’s eight.

Tony: Have you seen my ass in these jeans?

True

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Tony: [after returning from a date with Strange] Ok, look, I know what you guys are gonna say.

Clint: You two would have very hairy children.

Tony: Okay, I didn’t know you would say that.

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Tony: Hey, guys. How’s the bonding going?
Steve: [to Stephen] You’re the worst!
Stephen: [to Steve] You sicken me!
Tony: I see…

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one-big-dreamer:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Steve: Is there a thing between you and Strange?
Tony: [scoffs] You wish.
Steve: No, I don’t.

Steve: Is there a thing between you and me?
Tony: [Scoffs again] How so?
Steve: Because I’d wish that

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hawkbucks:

Bucky: I was thinking, doll, maybe we could spice up our bedroom a bit?

Tony: Ooh, I’m up for it.

[later]

Tony, staring at a jar full of oregano sitting on the bed: …This is not what I thought you meant.

He’s trolling you, Tony. At least I hope so.

It's not that I can't see Tony and B…

It's not that I can't see Tony and Bucky as a couple, it's that I can only see it a scenario where Stucky was a thing and then Buck realized he had feelings for Tony and dumped Cap for him and now Steve is the ever present ex and I find that both hilarious and heartbreaking.

Tbh, at the beginning, I also only could see it with Steve as ever present ex, the only difference being ex-stony not stucky xD

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hawkbucks:

Bucky: You have nice thighs, Tony.

Tony: Huh?

Bucky: Eyes! Eyes, you have nice eyes.

Eyes and ass 😉

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hawkbucks:

“Oh, fuck me,” Tony mutters as he burns his tongue on his coffee.

Without missing a beat, Bucky replies with, “I can arrange that.”

“Please stop,” Steve says, depressively looking down at his scrambled eggs.

Oh, Steve, I almost feel sorry for you xD

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hawkbucks:

hawkbucks:

Where are you all coming from.

Reblogging this again because holy fuck.

I do not remember how I found your blog, but I decided to follow you on my main blog (cassiopeiaerinblack yep that’s me feel watched xD) and reblog dialogues here… So, well, here we are.

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stan-ironman:

Stephen: Tony, it’s too fucking hot outside. You can’t seriously be considering wearing that.

Tony, wearing an AW15 Shearling Men’s Jacket: I look good in it.

Stephen: You’ll be sweating.

Tony: I’ll do it in fashion.

That’s Tony for you.