Groot: I am Groot
Peter Parker: I know, you just said that! *Getting frustrated*
Peter Parker: *sighs* okay, fine I’ll play along, I am Peter Parker-Stark
Tony Stark: wait, what did you just say, kid?
Peter Parker: *in darth Vader voice* I am your son
Tony: Tall people are the enemy.
Bucky: Can’t hear you from all the way down there.
Tony: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know till it’s too late.
Don’t provoke him, Buck xD
Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.
Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Bucky: Is it working?
Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]
Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]
Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.
Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.
Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.
Rhodey: Did Tony just run by here wearing a bikini top?
Pepper: And a hula skirt?
Pepper: He did.
Tony: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong man.
Tony: And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.
Steve: You didn’t have a happy childhood?
Tony: My favorite toy was a blowtorch. You finish the puzzle.