Author: ~Tony x happiness~

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the100-avengers-incorrect-quotes:

Groot: I am Groot

Peter Parker: I know, you just said that! *Getting frustrated*

Groot: I…am…Groot

Peter Parker: *sighs* okay, fine I’ll play along, I am Peter Parker-Stark

Tony Stark: wait, what did you just say, kid?

Peter Parker: *in darth Vader voice* I am your son

😻

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incorrect-winteriron:

Tony: Tall people are the enemy.

Bucky: Can’t hear you from all the way down there.

Tony: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know till it’s too late.

Don’t provoke him, Buck xD

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avengersthings:

tony: ten years ago today, i married my best friend.

everyone: aww

tony: pepper’s still angry about it but rhodey and i were drunk & thought it would be funny

😂😂😂

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one-big-dreamer:

ironmanstan:

tony: whats this blanket doing here??

tony: oh its buckys sweater *wears it*

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bucky: the hell is parkers shirt doin here

bucky: oh. oh no. its. tonys.

bucky: *clutches chest* he’s so tiny

@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes

So cute 😻

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Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Bucky: Is it working?

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Steve: Bruce, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Bruce: I think-

Tony: Seventy two hours.

Bruce: How do you-

Tony: [staring into space] There’s a clown behind you.

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Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]

Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.

Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Rhodey: Did Tony just run by here wearing a bikini top?
Pepper: And a hula skirt?
Rhodey: Yeah…
Pepper: He did.

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Tony: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong man. 

Tony: And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

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Steve: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Tony: My favorite toy was a blowtorch. You finish the puzzle.