Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.
Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.
God wouldn’t it be perfect if Clint and Laura did that stupid celebrity list of people your allowed to sleep with and Tony was on Clint’s?
“It’s not going to happen Clint.”
“But it could Laura! It. Could.”
Someone needs to find the William Brandt’s “Next time I get to seduce the rich guy” gif