Tony: [while being pursued by hit men in three black BMW’S] I never told you, but I was married before.
Bucky: [slams on the brakes]
Tony: What’s wrong with you?
Bucky: You’re what’s wrong with me Tony.
Tony: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Bucky: Oh, that’s better. That’s *much* better.
Bucky: What’s his name and social security number?
Tony: No, you’re not gonna kill him.
@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes I feel the need to let you know that I wrote this fic a few years back…
I just read it, it was great (thank you for sharing the link in one of your responses, cause I probably wouldn’t know how to find it xD). Thank you so much for info, Mr. & Mrs. Smith suits these two so well, so it make me really happy that I could read something with my favourite dialogue from this movie 😊