Tony: [while being pursued by hit men in three black BMW’S] I never told you, but I was married before.

Bucky: [slams on the brakes]

Tony: What’s wrong with you?

Bucky: You’re what’s wrong with me Tony.

Tony: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.

Bucky: Oh, that’s better. That’s *much* better.


Bucky: What’s his name and social security number?

Tony: No, you’re not gonna kill him.

@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes I feel the need to let you know that I wrote this fic a few years back…

I just read it, it was great (thank you for sharing the link in one of your responses, cause I probably wouldn’t know how to find it xD). Thank you so much for info, Mr. & Mrs. Smith suits these two so well, so it make me really happy that I could read something with my favourite dialogue from this movie 😊